Thursday, March 01, 2007

Panda bear

As I planned to use a picture of a panda on my main blog, I remembered that old joke:

A panda walks into a bar, asks for a dish of bamboo, eats it, then take out a gun, shoots around randomly, reholsters the gun and walks out.

The bartender runs after him: “Hey, Sir! You've got no business coming into my bar, eating my food, shooting down the whole place and then walk away just like that!”

The panda answers: “Of course I do, man! I'm a panda! Look it up!”

The bartenders goes back to his bar, finds an old dictionary, where he reads this definition: Panda (masc. noun): a chinese bear who eats bamboo shoots and leaves.

Anyway: here is a picture I took a few years back at the San Diego Zoo and which I'm borrowing from myself:


San Diego Zoo, Aug. 15th, 2004. Bon appétit.

5 comments:

tarmine said...

gnark, gnark, gnark!!!!

Le Plume said...

My feeling, exactly! :-P

civetta said...

dying for laughing!! ouarf! ouarf!

yannis said...

je me demande se que vous faite comme travaille pour faire d'aussi magnifique voyage.

Le Plume said...

Rien de professionnel là dedans - sinon, ils rempliraient mon compte en banque au lieu de le vider!