Thursday, March 01, 2007

Panda bear

As I planned to use a picture of a panda on my main blog, I remembered that old joke:

A panda walks into a bar, asks for a dish of bamboo, eats it, then take out a gun, shoots around randomly, reholsters the gun and walks out.

The bartender runs after him: “Hey, Sir! You've got no business coming into my bar, eating my food, shooting down the whole place and then walk away just like that!”

The panda answers: “Of course I do, man! I'm a panda! Look it up!”

The bartenders goes back to his bar, finds an old dictionary, where he reads this definition: Panda (masc. noun): a chinese bear who eats bamboo shoots and leaves.

Anyway: here is a picture I took a few years back at the San Diego Zoo and which I'm borrowing from myself:

San Diego Zoo, Aug. 15th, 2004. Bon appétit.